She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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