we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize