i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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