her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Holy sore nipples Batman
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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