After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
