Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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