first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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