I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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