What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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