whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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