did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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