One girl and one boy is just not enough.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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