So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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