I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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