I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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