It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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