come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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