Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
wow bdsm is so cute
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