Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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