My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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