1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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