I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Did I show you my penis last night?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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