Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Randomize
