Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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