Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
