Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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