what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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