that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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