hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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