one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Randomize
