he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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