HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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