he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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