Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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