Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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