when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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