I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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