yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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