There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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