? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
