our cab driver is having phone sex.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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