she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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