But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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