Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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