so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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