Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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