Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
