May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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