Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
