Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
