come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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