Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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