i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Boobs are out for the taking
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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