Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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