was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
How many fucks given?
0.12846
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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