the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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