I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ugly people sure do ruin things
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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