She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I am available for nakedness
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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