So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm getting married
To pizza
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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