i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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